I promise I will NOT forget to paint the pickles…

A dumb painting that combines Flemish Baroque artist Jacob Jordaens’ ‘The King Drinks’ with one of my earliest Spongebob anxiety memories.

Here’s what you can expect to get:

-11”x14” matte print, stamped with the official WAFALO seal on the back.

-An exclusive RAPACIOUS GUEST mtg proxy card that features BUBBLEBASS, coming optionally with this preorder! It will not be available in any future shop openings, and there will only be 50 sold in the shop.

After the print store closes, it will take approximately twoish weeks to get all the prints, package them, and ship them off to their new owners.

I’m aware that sometimes the shipping address format can be a little wonky, but I must ask that you double-check and triple-check what you auto-fill or type into the address portion, and be sure to include your apartment number, if applicable.

I will email those with problematic shipping addresses in order to resolve it.

Please include an email for contact that you will actually answer so I can have these speedily sent out to you! If you do not respond to my email regarding your address after 2 weeks, I cannot ship it out and will not refund you.

Be careful!